Jan 1 2012
yo boys i am PresiDunce singing song kola kenda song one family song why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty rhythm correct why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty why this...
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Oct 11 2011
Steve Jobs dies in paintball shootout: Bill Gates security personnel have shot him – Bill Gates also critical and dripping with paint (Daily Noise -11.Oct.2011, 6.45pm) Steve Jobs, former CEO of Apple Inc. and Presidential advisor to Barrack...
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May 28 2011
Former Sri RajaPakistan captain and pinch hitter Sir NUT Jew Sorrya says he wants to return to first-class crooked, 25 years after his forced retirement. The 75-year-old, who was forced to retire through an act of ParleyMutts (118th Amendment to the...
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May 18 2011
Sri Rajapakistan’s crooked board on Thursday announced its own glitzy T56 tournament, seeking to emulate the success of the hugely popular Indian Premier League. The first edition of the Sri Rajapakistan Premier League (SRPL) will be played over...
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May 1 2011
Prince Namal Jilmart and Anarkali Middleton were pronounced boy and wife at Hum-Bug-Thotta Abbey on Friday afternoon. With 1 million family members, hangers-on, sycophants and assorted henchmen packed into Hum-Bug-Thotta Abbey, an estimated 10 million...
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Apr 6 2011
Sai Baba resigns from captaincy. Sanga on life-support with chest and lung infection. Step motherly treatment for Manmohan Singh at World Cup finals. MR to step down from PresiDuncy after 2015 World Cup. My World Cup career is over says fast...
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Apr 5 2011
Coach Normal Rogerproxy had put together the perfect Sri RajaPakistani Crooked team. The only thing he was missing after La Shit Malinger retired was a good fast bowler. He had scouted all around the country, but he couldn’t find a bowler who...
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Mar 9 2011
1. Appoint Mahinda Rajapaksa match referee in all the WC matches played by Sri Lanka. 2. Appoint Gotabaya and Basil as on field umpires and Namal as the 3rd umpire in all the WC matches played by Sri Lanka. 3. Appoint Chamal Rajapaksa as manager of...
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Jan 31 2011
“You must listen to the words of Sun-Tzu. If you will not listen to the words of Sun-Tzu, one third of your army will die, one third of your army will desert you and one third of your army will sell vegetables in the market.” “There...
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Nov 21 2010
North Korea here we come! North Korea’s government follows the Juche ideology of self-reliance, developed by the country’s former President, Kim Il-sung. After his death, Kim Il-sung was declared to be the country’s Eternal President....
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